ipoog: giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
holyposeidon: the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them
methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about